Brew Ha! Ha! Cafe
Menu: Subs, Chicken, Coffee, Sandwiches, Dessert, Fries, Salad, Wraps, Burgers, Cooldrinks
Highlights
⭐Most Popular
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The Classic Kickstart Breakfast
from R78.00
Two eggs, three rashers of crispy bacon, a portion of golden brown chips, and a slice of grilled tomato.
Sweet & Sticky Pulled Pork Wrap
from R112.00
Tender pulled pork with fresh coleslaw, a hint of mint, and creamy mayo, all snuggled in a soft tortilla.
The Hot Stuff Burger
from R117.50
A juicy patty loaded with melted mozzarella, cheddar, chilli sauce and punchy jalapeños.
The Saucy Boss Sub
from R117.50
Hearty, seasoned meatballs drenched in Napolitana sauce, topped with melted mozzarella and packed into a toasted sub roll.
The Creamy Crunch Waffle
from R86.00
Chicken mayo with a tangy Gherkin twist.
Breakfast
8
The Classic Kickstart Breakfast
from R78.00
Two eggs, three rashers of crispy bacon, a portion of golden brown chips, and a slice of grilled tomato.
Breakfast Bliss
from R91.00
Two eggs, four sizzling mini cheese grillers, two rashers of bacon, and a slice of grilled tomato.
The Green Dream Breakfast
from R78.00
Delicious smashed avo, crowned with two eggs, served on 2 slices of toast. Want to make it veg friendly? swap the eggs for creamy feta.
The Brisk Beast Breakfast
from R125.00
Two eggs, a tender 100gr steak, and two rashers of crispy bacon all topped with a generous dollop of smashed avo.
Rise & Dine Breakfast
from R91.00
Fluffy french toast with crispy bacon, grated cheese, and a happy drizzle of golden syrup.
Easy Eggs Breakfast
from R51.50
Enjoy two beautifully cooked eggs served just the way you like them on fresh toast.
The Waffle Wake-Up Breakfast
from R59.00
A warm, golden waffle is topped with fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and a dollop of tangy sweet relish.
Oats So Easy Breakfast
from R59.00
A morning boost with oats, blueberries and strawberries.
Omelettes
2
The Simple Soul Omelette
from R59.00
Three beautiful eggs whisked and folded around a heart of gooey, gloriously melted mozzarella cheese.
The Cheesy Piglet Omelette
from R91.00
A three egg omelette absolutely packed with sizzling bacon and your choice of delicious cheddar, mozzarella, feta, or halloumi.
Wraps
5
Sweet & Sticky Pulled Pork Wrap
from R112.00
Tender pulled pork with fresh coleslaw, a hint of mint, and creamy mayo, all snuggled in a soft tortilla.
The Avo-Bacon Fusion Wrap
from R104.00
A delightful mix of crispy bacon, creamy avocado, and feta with shredded lettuce in a tortilla wrap.
Golden Chicken Crunch Wrap
from R104.00
Crispy crumbed chicken strips, fried halloumi, fresh tomato, and sweet chili mayo.
The Dynamic Duo Wrap
from R104.00
A winning combination of crumbed chicken strips and crispy bacon, with tomato, feta, and lettuce in a tortilla.
Beefy Bliss Wrap
from R112.00
Tender beef strips with pickles, red onions, shredded lettuce, and a tangy bbq sauce in a warm tortilla.
Loaded Fries
3
Bacon Bonanza Fries
from R86.00
A mountain of golden fries loaded with cheese sauce, bbq sauce, and crispy bacon bits.
Jalapeño Firecrackers Fries
from R86.00
Fries topped with cheese sauce, creamy mayo, and a kick of jalapeños.
Cheesy Does It Fries
from R73.00
Fries smothered in cheese sauce and mayo.
Nachos
4
Classic Nachos
from R131.00
Crispy nachos topped with a tangy relish, melted cheese, creamy avocado, and a dollop of cream cheese.
Mighty Mince Nachos
from R178.00
classic nachos loaded with savory mince.
Cheeky Chicken Nachos
from R170.00
Our classic nachos topped with shredded chicken.
Pulled Pork Paradise Nachos
from R170.00
Nachos with relish, cream cheese, melted cheese, and tender pulled pork, drizzled with sweet and sour sauce and topped with avo.
Burgers
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The Classic Burger
from R86.00
A perfectly cooked smashed patty with juicy tomato, caramelised onion, and crunchy pickles.
The Double Trouble Burger
from R139.00
Two mighty patties, juicy tomato, caramelised onion, crisp lettuce, and pickles.
The Cheesy Choice Burger
from R104.00
A juicy patty generously topped with melted cheese, tomato, caramelised onion, and fresh rocket.
The Full House Burger
from R139.00
A mighty patty is crowned with crispy bacon, melted cheese, creamy avo, and a perfectly fried egg.
The Hot Stuff Burger
from R117.50
A juicy patty loaded with melted mozzarella, cheddar, chilli sauce and punchy jalapeños.
The Porky Burger
from R104.00
Tender pulled pork, tangy bbq sauce, crunchy red slaw, and fresh rocket.
Grilled Chicken Breast Burger
from R104.00
Succulent chicken breast fillet, crispy bacon, melty cheese, fresh tomatoes, lettuce, and a spicy homemade mayo.
Brie Burger
from R104.00
Juicy patty with brie, lettuce and sweet chilli sauce.
Subs
5
The Classic Hotdog Sub
from R73.00
A vienna served on a toasted hotdog bun, drizzled with caramelised onion.
The Russian Rumble Sub
from R73.00
A large, juicy Russian on a toasted roll, topped off with a sweet relish.
The Chicken Run Roll Sub
from R117.50
Crumbed chicken, crispy bacon bits, red onion, lettuce, and a creamy mayo.
The Creamy Steak Sub
from R99.00
Tender steak strips with fried onions, smothered in a creamy mushroom sauce.
The Saucy Boss Sub
from R117.50
Hearty, seasoned meatballs drenched in napolitana sauce, topped with melted mozzarella and packed into a toasted sub roll.
Toasties
7
Chicken Mayo, Bacon & Avo Toast
from R125.00
Toasted chicken mayo with bacon and avo on your choice of white or brown bread.
Avo & Feta Toast
from R104.00
Toasted avo and feta on your choice of white or brown bread.
Three Cheese Dream Toast
from R91.00
Toasted mozzarella, cheddar and feta on your choice of white or brown bread.
Mince & Cheese Toast
from R83.00
Toasted mince and cheese on your choice of white or brown bread.
Bacon, Cheese & Tomato Toast
from R91.00
Toasted bacon, cheese and tomato on your choice of white or brown bread.
Bacon, Egg & Cheese Toast
from R86.00
Toasted bacon, egg and cheese on your choice of white or brown bread.
Chicken Mayo Toast
from R78.00
Toasted chicken mayo on your choice of white or brown bread.
Savoury Waffle
4
Mince Master Waffle
from R86.00
Delicious savoury mince topped with gooey cheese.
The Creamy Crunch Waffle
from R86.00
Chicken mayo with a tangy gherkin twist.
The Chick Norris Waffle
from R86.00
Sticky crumbed chicken strips on a creamy jalapeno sauce that will kick your butt.
Avo Good Day Waffle
from R86.00
A creamy cheese and chives base topped with a smashed avo and crispy bacon flavour explosion.
Sweet Waffle
5
Cookies & Cream Waffle
from R86.00
Ice cream and oreo cookie blend.
Lotus Layers Waffle
from R86.00
Ice-cream and biscoff crumble with a drizzle of biscoff sauce.
Nutella Waffle
from R86.00
Nutella and ice-cream.
Salty But Sweet Waffle
from R86.00
Salted caramel sauce and crumbed caramel bits.
Berry Blast Waffle
from R86.00
Delicious fresh strawberries and blueberries served with ice cream.
Salads
2
Coffee
13
Cappuccino
from R40.00 Collect only
Our cappuccino is the perfect pick-me-up.
Cappucino Cream
from R48.00 Collect only
Our cappuccino cream is a delightful, sweet treat.
Flat White - Double Strength
from R46.00 Collect only
Our flat white double strength gives you twice the coffee kick, prepared with expertly steamed milk.
Americano
from R30.00 Collect only
Our americano is a classic coffee, perfect for a morning boost or afternoon pick-me-up.
Americano Cream
from R44.00 Collect only
A creamy, rich coffee, perfect for a midday pick-me-up or a comforting end to your meal.
Affogato
from R59.00 Collect only
A scoop of ice cream, drowned in a shot of hot espresso, the perfect pick-me-up.
Cortado
from R26.00 Collect only
Equal parts espresso and steamed milk, served in a small glass, a smooth and balanced coffee.
Single Espresso
from R34.00 Collect only
A shot of intense, rich flavour, perfect for a quick pick-me-up.
Double Espresso
from R40.00 Collect only
A double shot of our finest espresso, the perfect pick-me-up.
Cafe Latte
from R52.00 Collect only
A comforting blend of rich espresso and steamed milk, perfect for a morning boost or an afternoon treat.
Chai Latte
from R52.00 Collect only
A comforting blend of spiced tea and warm milk. The perfect pick-me-up.
Dirty Chai
from R59.00 Collect only
Chai latte with a shot of espresso.
Cafe Mocha
from R59.00 Collect only
A comforting mix of coffee and chocolate, perfect for that midday pick-me-up.
Cold Beverages
20
Appletiser 330ml
from R40.00
A refreshing and bubbly apple juice drink. Perfect on its own or as an accompaniment to any meal.
Grapetiser 330ml
from R40.00
A refreshing and fizzy grape-flavoured drink in a convenient 300ml bottle. Perfect on its own or as a complement to your meal.
Red Bull 500ml
from R38.00
Get that boost! A 500ml can of your favourite energy drink.
Monster Energy Drink 500ml
from R38.00
The original energy boost in a convenient 500ml can, get that extra kick when you need it.
Ice Tea Cranberry 300ml
from R33.00
Ice-cold and refreshing cranberry-flavoured ice tea. Perfect to quench your thirst! 300ml bottle.
Ice Tea Mango & Orange 300ml
from R33.00
A refreshing blend of iced tea with the sweet taste of mango and the zesty tang of orange. Served chilled in a 300ml bottle.
Ice Tea Breakfast Punch 300ml
from R33.00
A refreshing iced tea with a breakfast punch. Perfect for a morning pick-me-up. 300ml.
Ice Tea Passion Power 300ml
from R33.00
Our Ice Tea Passion Power 300ml is a refreshing pick-me-up. Perfect on its own or with your favourite meal.
Ice Tea Orange 300ml
from R33.00
Iced tea with a refreshing orange flavour, served in a 300ml bottle. Perfect with your meal!
Ice Tea Berry Blaze 300ml
from R33.00
A refreshing blend of iced tea and mixed berries in a handy 300ml serving. Perfect for a quick thirst quencher.
Ice Tea Clear Apple 300ml
from R33.00
A refreshing apple-flavoured ice tea in a convenient 300ml bottle. The perfect thirst quencher.
Coke 300ml Can
from R29.00
A classic, ice-cold refreshment in a handy 300ml can. Perfect with your meal.
Coke Zero 300ml Can
from R29.00
A refreshing, ice-cold can of Coke Zero. Perfect with any meal.
Sprite 300ml Can
from R29.00
A refreshing 300ml can of Sprite. Crisp, clean, and always a good choice.
Fanta Orange 300ml Can
from R29.00
A can of refreshing Fanta Orange, 300ml. The classic fizzy orange flavour.
Lemon Twist 300ml Can
from R29.00
A refreshing lemon-flavoured drink in a convenient 300ml can. Perfect with any meal.
Lemon Ice Tea 300ml Can
from R29.00
A refreshing, ice-cold lemon tea in a convenient 300ml can. Perfect for quenching your thirst.
500ml Valpre Still
from R26.00
Quench your thirst with our refreshing 500ml Valpre Still water.
500ml Aqualle Still
from R29.00
A refreshing 500ml bottle of still water. Perfect to quench your thirst!
500ml Aqualle Sparkling
from R29.00
A refreshing bottle of sparkling water to complement your meal.
Milkshakes
7
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Coffee Milkshake
from R53.00
A sweet and creamy milkshake with a kick of coffee. The perfect pick-me-up.
Gourmet Milkshakes
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Bar One Gourmet Milkshake
from R73.00
A rich and creamy milkshake blended with chunks of your favourite Bar One chocolate bar. The perfect sweet treat!
Milkyway Gourmet Milkshake
from R73.00
A truly out-of-this-world milkshake. Get ready for a galactic flavour adventure.
Mint Aero Gourmet Milkshake
from R73.00
Milkshake is a sweet, minty treat perfect for any time of day.
Oreo Gourmet Milkshake
from R73.00
A seriously indulgent milkshake blended with creamy ice cream and chunks of your favourite Oreo biscuits. The perfect sweet treat.
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