Oppi Spektrum Coffee Shop
Menu: Breakfast, Sandwiches, Traditional
Highlights
Most Ordered 💯
Breakfast
4
Schizo Wrap
from R127.00
Eggs, avo and ham - Multiple personalities in one bite (wrap stuffed with eggs, avo and ham). Served with chips.
Bipolar Toastie
from R93.00
Bacon, egg and cheese toasty - comforting and unreliable, just like your moods.
Dissociative Toast
from R110.00
Egg and avo on toast - Who am I? Just eggs and bread.
Obsessive Stack Disorder
from R110.00
Flapjack (3 stack) - Must have. Symmetry.
Toasties
6
Multiple Egg Disorder
from R68.00
Egg and mayo toastie - Eggs pretending to be one cohesive personality.
Cheese Reality Denial
from R68.00
Cheese and tomato toastie - Melty comfort to ignore your problems.
Identity Crisis
from R68.00
Egg and onion toastie - Who even are you anymore.
Emotionally Available
from R68.00
Just Cheese - Low risk. High comfort
Mince Breakdown
from R76.00
Mince and cheese - Messy emotions between two slices.
Attachment Issues
from R84.50
Chicken and mayo toastie - Clings to your palate like childhood trauma.
Mains
5
Psychotic Bunny Chow
from R144.00
Quarter loaf, beef curry filling - Delusional portioning.
Anxiety Nachos
from R127.00
Loaded Chips - cheese, bacon and jalapeños - stress-eating fuel.
Straitjacket
from R144.00
Mince wrap with cheese - it's messy, you're messy ... perfect match.
Borderline Quesadilla
from R144.00
Spicy chicken quesadilla - Love/hate in every bite.
Self Control
from R76.00
Green Salad - lettuce, tomato, cucumber, feta, creamy dressing - until dessert.
Sides
3
Desserts
4
Melty Waffle
from R110.00
Waffle and ice-cream - hot + cold = chaotic euphoria.
Trauma Pudding
from R93.00
Malva pudding with cream or ice-cream - Sweet, soft and emotionally loaded.
OCD Biscoff Bites
from R135.00
Biscoff flapjacks - Perfectly symmetrical, compulsively edible.
Demented Dark Chocolate Cake
from R55.00
Dark chocolate pudding cake - Nothing solves a problem quicker.
Snacks
2
Hot Beverages
7
Anti Murder Juice 250ml
from R42.00
Moerkoffie or Tea - because no one is responsible before their first cup.
Therapy Froth
from R59.00
Cappuccino - Mood stabilizer in a cup.
Dopamine Drip
from R68.00
Hot Chocolate - Legal serotonin, no prescription needed.
Placebo Effect 250ml
from R51.00
Creamy Coffee - the comfort you need might be all in your head.
Baseline Personality 250ml
from R51.00
Americano - this is you on a good day
Impulse Thought
from R42.00
Espresso - Quick. Intense.
ASD Latte - Hot 250ml
from R110.00
Honey or not - Hot or Cold because hyper fixations dont care about seasons
Cold Beverages
4
ASD Latte - Cold (250ml)
from R110.00
Honey or not - Hot or Cold because hyper fixations dont care about seasons
ADHD Iced 350ml
from R110.00
Iced Coffee - Cold brew so cold, you'll hyperfixate on it until you leave it on the bus.
Caramel Iced Coffee (350ml)
from R110.00
Caramel Sweet Iced Coffee- Simple and sweet, no stress.
Tiny Comfort
from R25.00
Baby-Cino - for tiny humans or overstimulated adults.
Cold Drinks
5
Proceed With Caution 500ml
from R42.00
Switch Energy Drink - Self-explanatory
Classic Emotional Support 300ml
from R25.00
Coke 300ml - always shows up.
Chew Your Feelings
from R59.00
Boba cooler - Sip. Chew. Repeat.
Manic Mix 500ml
from R93.00
Choose your mood: Strawberry & banana, or apple & peanut butter, or mixed berry & maple.
Liquid Xanax 500ml
from R30.00
Oppi-Spektrum Bottled Water - The simplest solution to your existential thirst.
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