Menu: Breakfast, Sandwiches, Traditional
from R127.00
Eggs, avo and ham - Multiple personalities in one bite (wrap stuffed with eggs, avo and ham). Served with chips.
from R93.00
Bacon, egg and cheese toasty - comforting and unreliable, just like your moods.
from R110.00
Egg and avo on toast - Who am I? Just eggs and bread.
from R110.00
Flapjack (3 stack) - Must have. Symmetry.
from R68.00
Egg and mayo toastie - Eggs pretending to be one cohesive personality.
from R68.00
Cheese and tomato toastie - Melty comfort to ignore your problems.
from R68.00
Egg and onion toastie - Who even are you anymore.
from R68.00
Just Cheese - Low risk. High comfort
from R76.00
Mince and cheese - Messy emotions between two slices.
from R84.50
Chicken and mayo toastie - Clings to your palate like childhood trauma.
from R144.00
Quarter loaf, beef curry filling - Delusional portioning.
from R127.00
Loaded Chips - cheese, bacon and jalapeños - stress-eating fuel.
from R144.00
Mince wrap with cheese - it's messy, you're messy ... perfect match.
from R144.00
Spicy chicken quesadilla - Love/hate in every bite.
from R76.00
Green Salad - lettuce, tomato, cucumber, feta, creamy dressing - until dessert.
from R110.00
Waffle and ice-cream - hot + cold = chaotic euphoria.
from R93.00
Malva pudding with cream or ice-cream - Sweet, soft and emotionally loaded.
from R135.00
Biscoff flapjacks - Perfectly symmetrical, compulsively edible.
from R55.00
Dark chocolate pudding cake - Nothing solves a problem quicker.
from R42.00
Moerkoffie or Tea - because no one is responsible before their first cup.
from R59.00
Cappuccino - Mood stabilizer in a cup.
from R68.00
Hot Chocolate - Legal serotonin, no prescription needed.
from R51.00
Creamy Coffee - the comfort you need might be all in your head.
from R51.00
Americano - this is you on a good day
from R42.00
Espresso - Quick. Intense.
from R110.00
Honey or not - Hot or Cold because hyper fixations dont care about seasons
from R110.00
Honey or not - Hot or Cold because hyper fixations dont care about seasons
from R110.00
Iced Coffee - Cold brew so cold, you'll hyperfixate on it until you leave it on the bus.
from R110.00
Caramel Sweet Iced Coffee- Simple and sweet, no stress.
from R25.00
Baby-Cino - for tiny humans or overstimulated adults.
from R42.00
Switch Energy Drink - Self-explanatory
from R25.00
Coke 300ml - always shows up.
from R59.00
Boba cooler - Sip. Chew. Repeat.
from R93.00
Choose your mood: Strawberry & banana, or apple & peanut butter, or mixed berry & maple.
from R30.00
Oppi-Spektrum Bottled Water - The simplest solution to your existential thirst.